TW Not!Fic - Scallison Jupiter Ascending AU

Another not!fic from 2015 Tumblr, originally posted here.

Okay so I was talking to domesticated-chaos after we both saw the movie a second time (or maybe it was her third?) and while we NORMALLY Sterek AU EVERYTHING, I was like “I really see this as a Scallison thing.”

And she went “OH MY GOD” and “YES.”

So like Allison is Jupiter, right? Because WHO BETTER to get out into the cosmos and suddenly realize “holy shit I am related to a lot of FUCKING CREEPY PEOPLE who are TERRIFYINGLY OKAY with mass murder.” (I have not yet figured out WHICH OF HER VARIOUS RELATIONS WOULD BE WHO but I’m pretty sure Kate would be Balem. And I think Lydia might be Kalique. Yes, I know Lydia is not actually related to Allison in the show, but work with me here.)

Scott is Caine, because I’m thinking of the Scott who threatened to fucking murder Gerard if he was lying and it hurt people; I could see him wanting to be a soldier and end up completely changing his mission in order to protect Allison. Yes.

Derek is Stinger, because he would be the grumpy former CO who took the heat for Scott, who would take the time to explain to Allison what the everloving fuck is going on, and he is living in this big house out in the middle of fucking nowhere with his boyfriend Stiles, who is also Scott’s best friend.

And then whole betrayal storyline kind of tripped me up, because this is DEREK we’re talking about; he doesn’t betray people, unwavering loyalty is one of his things. But Eris and I were talking and realized that Derek probably *would*, but only if Stiles was the one being threatened/saved.

Because, come on. “I did it to save the life of the man I love, who is also your best friend”? Scott would understand that. Hell, Scott would have done the same thing.

Also I just totally want the jail scene like “Any unpaid debts I need to know about?” “Nope.” “Okay he’s good to go.” between Scott and Derek. That would make me laugh SO HARD.

But yes, basically I just want Allison discovering she is a secret space princess and then flying throughout the universe becoming the badass warrior queen she is. And maybe whacking Kate with a pole a few times, because that would be cathartic.

Then she returns to Earth with her new knowledge and maturity and mad skills and a winged space werewolf boyfriend and a pair of kickass gravity-defying roller skates. And maybe once a week they drive out to the middle of BFE to have dinner with Derek and Stiles and Scott and Derek punch the shit out of each other in the front yard (“it’s TRAINING”) while Stiles and Allison drink tea on the porch and roll their eyes fondly.

Star Wars Not!Fic - FinnPoe and Kissing

Another not!fic from Tumblr and switching it up to Star Wars! Star Wars was really my first fandom, but it wasn't until the new sequel trilogy that I wrote for it. Well...wrote something I was willing to post publicly. >.> This not!fic was originally posted to Tumblr here.

So I’m getting ready for the day thinking about Star Wars and it occurs to me that Finn has never been kissed, never had sex, never been on a date, NOTHING, because the First Order is probably not going to be too happy about things like sexual and romantic attraction since they’re fans of uniformity and conformity.

And, you know, Finn’s in his early 20s but he was probably 3-4 when he was taken from his family, old enough to know that he was taken but too young to remember anything else but what he’s learned in the Order. Can you just imagine going through puberty in that scenario? How little teenage Finn was probably told his attractions were wrong, and he was alone in those feelings, and how he did his best to push them aside and tamp them down until they were locked up in a little box, deep inside.

(He probably tried to do the same thing with his general compassionate nature, but as we see, he was a lot less successful with that.)

So, you know, now Finn’s with the resistance, kind of unlearning some of the stuff he learned with the Order because even though he broke the programming, there’s still little bits and pieces of things that are deeply embedded that it’s going to take time for him to get rid of.

And then there’s Poe.

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